{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "actually an interesting exercise would be to try carving up the American empire and homeland by military branch", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/655592885407842304/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/655592251051868160/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>actually an interesting exercise would be to try carving up the American empire and homeland by <i>military branch</i></p></blockquote>\n<p>The Army gets the Northeast and Midwest and the Dixie heartland plus Europe, Japan, and a bunch of South America</p><p>the Navy (+ Marines!) get the coast from Virginia to Texas, the whole West Coast, all the Pacific islands, Asia, subcontinental India, the Caribbean, Panama and like Peru</p><p>the Air Force gets from the Sierra Nevadas and western deserts east until the states that look like an elf and the option of just killing people if they want</p><p>The Coast Guard somehow gets Maine</p>"}