{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "God, I wish I could get my mom on anxiolytics", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/654851148531089408/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/654851010499575808/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b>God</b>, I wish I could get my mom on anxiolytics </p></blockquote>\n<p>The worst thing is realizing if I hadn&rsquo;t tried to relate to her as a person I probably could have trained her as a great Girl In The Van by now and we&rsquo;d both be happy with it.</p>"}