{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "kontext maschine, oh kontext maschine,\nyou make some of the best posts, thatanybodyseverseen\ni think you're cool, and your...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/654824975455469568/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>kontext maschine, oh kontext maschine,</p><p>you make some of the best posts, thatanybodyseverseen</p><p>i think you're cool, and your enemies drool,</p><p>and you should be relaxing outside by the pool</p><p>yeah even if you're only a maschine,</p><p>who's electronics would break, if you put on sun screen,</p><p>i'd say to consider that you don't NEED sun screen</p><p>because of your aforementioned nature as a maschine</p><p>and anyway, maybe you're not</p><p>maybe you're just some fuckin guy</p><p>maybe you're a hot thot</p><p>in any of those cases my point is only BOLSTERED</p><p>that you should spend time relaxing in a nice beach location</p><p>presumably with any gun in the vicinity holstered</p><p>cause it would be bad, to get in a gun fight</p><p>on the day that's supposed to be a relaxing pool night</p><p>and anyway yeah, it think that's about right</p><p>hope the rest of your evening is thoroughly tight</p><p>[FIN]</p></div>\n<p>Well it <b>would</b> be a shame to let this linger unseen</p>"}