seems wrong that some people use "screwing" and "nailing" to refer to the same activity
seems wrong that some people use “screwing” and “nailing” to refer to the same activity
thegreatjackal said: i mean not really, right? joining two things together?
all the teens are gluing, binding, and stapling these days
The first time I had sex I was seriously distracted by the fact that my mind was somehow glossing it as *loading cargo onto an olde tyme sailing ship*, like bundled together in a net lowered to the deck by a dockside crane arm
were you fucking a longshoreman? was the distraction from thinking about how much more efficient this process would be after containerisation??
I have a weirdly metaphorical mind and it was an intense experience, I guess
Well really you would model her as a bulk hauler or a tanker then, wouldn’t you