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seems wrong that some people use "screwing" and "nailing" to refer to the same activity

argumate:

kontextmaschine:

argumate:

argumate:

seems wrong that some people use “screwing” and “nailing” to refer to the same activity

thegreatjackal said: i mean not really, right? joining two things together?

all the teens are gluing, binding, and stapling these days

The first time I had sex I was seriously distracted by the fact that my mind was somehow glossing it as *loading cargo onto an olde tyme sailing ship*, like bundled together in a net lowered to the deck by a dockside crane arm

were you fucking a longshoreman? was the distraction from thinking about how much more efficient this process would be after containerisation??

I have a weirdly metaphorical mind and it was an intense experience, I guess

Well really you would model her as a bulk hauler or a tanker then, wouldn’t you