\nseems wrong that some people use “screwing” and “nailing” to refer to the same activity
thegreatjackal said: i mean not really, right? joining two things together?
all the teens are gluing, binding, and stapling these days
The first time I had sex I was seriously distracted by the fact that my mind was somehow glossing it as *loading cargo onto an olde tyme sailing ship*, like bundled together in a net lowered to the deck by a dockside crane arm
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