me: so after I was pretty unstable for a bit I got a new personality without all the anxiety and inhibition (and bisexual) me:...
me: so after I was pretty unstable for a bit I got a new personality without all the anxiety and inhibition (and bisexual)
me: and after getting double vision for a while I learned to see in 3D
me: and after I was stumbling around unsteady on my feet I finally learned to walk the right way
me: so I was kind of clumsy and slurring my words while my arms and tongue tingled, what do I get for that?
also me: ambidexterity and the ability to roll your tongue up like a “U”? lol
me: lol
::finishes at the toilet, zips up and catches sight of myself in a mirror, tries to roll my tongue::
::does::
me: godDAMMIT
I can roll rs now too, before I would just roll around a bunch of phlegm at the top of my throat when I tried that
did you unclog a blood vessel in the brain or something
Honestly, “unblocking a chakra” is one of the things I’m considering just to find some precedent at all
Like, “spend enough time in secluded introspective contemplation and you develop superpower-like physical and mental powers” is an actual part of some monastic traditions