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crustacean-on-main:

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

me: so after I was pretty unstable for a bit I got a new personality without all the anxiety and inhibition (and bisexual)

me: and after getting double vision for a while I learned to see in 3D

me: and after I was stumbling around unsteady on my feet I finally learned to walk the right way

me: so I was kind of clumsy and slurring my words while my arms and tongue tingled, what do I get for that?

also me: ambidexterity and the ability to roll your tongue up like a “U”? lol

me: lol

::finishes at the toilet, zips up and catches sight of myself in a mirror, tries to roll my tongue::

::does::

me: godDAMMIT

I can roll rs now too, before I would just roll around a bunch of phlegm at the top of my throat when I tried that

did you unclog a blood vessel in the brain or something

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Honestly, “unblocking a chakra” is one of the things I’m considering just to find some precedent at all

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