me: so after I was pretty unstable for a bit I got a new personality without all the anxiety and inhibition (and bisexual)

me: and after getting double vision for a while I learned to see in 3D

me: and after I was stumbling around unsteady on my feet I finally learned to walk the right way

me: so I was kind of clumsy and slurring my words while my arms and tongue tingled, what do I get for that?

also me: ambidexterity and the ability to roll your tongue up like a “U”? lol

me: lol

::finishes at the toilet, zips up and catches sight of myself in a mirror, tries to roll my tongue::

::does::

me: godDAMMIT