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kontextmaschine:

just heard that my father fell down on the golf course and was taken to the hospital

like he was chipping into the green and lost his balance and fell in a bunker

which if you’re gonna lose your balance and fall over the lip of a cliff “into a pit of sand” is gonna be one of your top options

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ope, everything’s fine but based on his vitals they want to nag him about his kidneys

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