{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So standing up from a chair or the ground had started being a chore and I had been like \"whelp, that's getting old for ya!\" but...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/653863115923095552/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/653862965579300864/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>So standing up from a chair or the ground had started being a chore and I had been like &ldquo;whelp, that&rsquo;s getting old for ya!&rdquo; but reconfiguring my legs away from flatfoot calf-pull to raised arches ankle-push has been making it substantially smoother.</p></blockquote>\n<p>But like that&rsquo;s the theme in <i>all</i> of this this last year like &ldquo;haha yeah guess you maxed out on the free trial, how &lsquo;bout you try the full version?&rdquo; And I&rsquo;m like &ldquo;<b>what</b>&rdquo;</p>"}