{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "the US army is posting on Instagram telling you what  your zodiac sign says about what kind of soldier you'll be. this is not a...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/653476828428812288/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://drafthearse.tumblr.com/post/653445339133739008/we-live-in-hell\" target=\"_blank\">drafthearse</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://drafthearse.tumblr.com/post/653445249413365760\" target=\"_blank\">drafthearse</a>:</p><blockquote><p>the US army is posting on Instagram telling you what  your zodiac sign says about what kind of soldier you&rsquo;ll be. this is not a joke.</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"2340\" data-orig-width=\"1080\"><img src=\"/media/6dc6c4defb5d7141dc765796e8f29a8a684f5d05_39d6dfcdfa15.png\" data-orig-height=\"2340\" data-orig-width=\"1080\" srcset=\"/media/bd64ae703c5773f025f2fd4b82819ad10d9e56cf_7e8daf2a42bf.png 75w, /media/b985173243921c09bc81ca5163621e63d1679d1c_8baab53455e7.png 92w, /media/886ab13410f275135f7272a3e5a1a1f3a24a5116_594142fdd2a2.png 185w, /media/798e55ba74589b43b095d343c0c0c8cf1b6e9365_6c2a5527cda6.png 277w, /media/2ab2b754040c6ac4589553a9c335004834d2c8a6_d56a4ea7d7b9.png 346w, /media/29f35c203980edc548fd6a7f2f8bfeecdc4edef8_40406cbba15f.png 374w, /media/6dc6c4defb5d7141dc765796e8f29a8a684f5d05_39d6dfcdfa15.png 443w, /media/29f652fce9671934ec0de63a3485cd3fd68fba70_bb1b7b454a7c.png 886w, /media/3092af94e94425aaf808ae72ddaef74dbfd77856_9eab0a996007.png 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\"/></figure></div><p>we live in hell.</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/6dc6c4defb5d7141dc765796e8f29a8a684f5d05_39d6dfcdfa15.png", "thumbnail_width": 443, "thumbnail_height": 960}