{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I mean, at this point St. Patrick's Day is barely about the Irish, Christmas is barely about Jesus and Halloween isn't about the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/653465140357971968/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://northshorewave.tumblr.com/post/653464108930367488/and-you-cant-even-respond-that-christmas-and\" target=\"_blank\">northshorewave</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/653463559047643136/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I mean, at this point St. Patrick&rsquo;s Day is barely about the Irish, Christmas is barely about Jesus and Halloween isn&rsquo;t about the dead at all, if Pride becomes a whole month on the civic festival calendar where we get drunk and try to scandalize the public with our sexuality while Chase Bank runs a street fair selling rainbow churros like, okay?</p></blockquote><p>And you can\u2019t even respond that Christmas and Halloween don\u2019t last a whole month. Because they last two. </p><p>This logic would also imply that \u2018Pride\u2019 as a concept will eventually loop back around to pride in one\u2019s heterosexuality. </p></blockquote>\n<p>I mentioned before that time earlier this year I saw the oh-so-NOW zoomer trends of</p><ol><li>Understanding life&rsquo;s major narrative arc as finding your identity group, banding together, fighting for and achieving legitimacy through recognition, and</li><li>Being weird and mechanical at trying to use what were designed as disciplinary mechanisms around sex as some actual ethic </li></ol><p>Collide with some kid going in on &ldquo;Minor-Attracted Person&rdquo; pride cause he had turned 18 but his girlfriend was still a year younger</p>"}