I mean, at this point St. Patrick's Day is barely about the Irish, Christmas is barely about Jesus and Halloween isn't about the...
I mean, at this point St. Patrick’s Day is barely about the Irish, Christmas is barely about Jesus and Halloween isn’t about the dead at all, if Pride becomes a whole month on the civic festival calendar where we get drunk and try to scandalize the public with our sexuality while Chase Bank runs a street fair selling rainbow churros like, okay?
And you can’t even respond that Christmas and Halloween don’t last a whole month. Because they last two.
This logic would also imply that ‘Pride’ as a concept will eventually loop back around to pride in one’s heterosexuality.
I mentioned before that time earlier this year I saw the oh-so-NOW zoomer trends of
- Understanding life’s major narrative arc as finding your identity group, banding together, fighting for and achieving legitimacy through recognition, and
- Being weird and mechanical at trying to use what were designed as disciplinary mechanisms around sex as some actual ethic
Collide with some kid going in on “Minor-Attracted Person” pride cause he had turned 18 but his girlfriend was still a year younger