{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I mean, at this point St. Patrick's Day is barely about the Irish, Christmas is barely about Jesus and Halloween isn't about the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/653463559047643136/", "html": "<p>I mean, at this point St. Patrick&rsquo;s Day is barely about the Irish, Christmas is barely about Jesus and Halloween isn&rsquo;t about the dead at all, if Pride becomes a whole month on the civic festival calendar where we get drunk and try to scandalize the public with our sexuality while Chase Bank runs a street fair selling rainbow churros like, okay?</p>"}