The signs as video games:
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- Aries: “It’s hard to get a job as a video game developer when you’re a gibbon. There have been enough accidents with gibbons breaking into computers it’s a difficult field to test video games in. Also, gibbons can hear the thoughts of others so it’s hard to get a job as a gibbon games programmer. You can’t even get into grad school.”
- Pisces: “It’s hard to get a job as a video game developer when you’re pregnant. If the game developer sees your belly, they might not release your next title due to budget concerns. Don’t be pregnant. You can do this job but you’ll get fired after delivering the game yourself.”