{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "they're soliciting new names for Coq as it sounds too much like \"cock\", amusingly one of the suggestions is \"Cockpit\", which is...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/652762283601199104/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/652751115005329408/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/652699531853627392/theyre-soliciting-new-names-for-coq-as-it-sounds\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p><blockquote><p>they&rsquo;re soliciting new names for Coq as it sounds too much like &ldquo;cock&rdquo;, amusingly one of the suggestions is &ldquo;Cockpit&rdquo;, which is not naughty at all despite containing &ldquo;cock&rdquo; as a prefix.</p><p>(one could also suggest &ldquo;cockadoodle&rdquo; or &ldquo;cockscomb&rdquo; to preserve the rooster heritage, or &ldquo;cockatoo&rdquo; to shorten it but keep it avian, or perhaps &ldquo;cocktail&rdquo; to loosen people up a little, maybe &ldquo;cockade&rdquo; to keep it French, or &ldquo;cocky&rdquo; would indeed be a cocky choice).</p></blockquote><p>&ldquo;Coquine&rdquo;?</p><p>(One of three French words I learned from LimeWire-era porn movie file titles, along with &ldquo;salope&rdquo; and &ldquo;beurette&rdquo;)</p></blockquote>\n<p>Oh wait no, Coquine was from a nice restaurant here in town I went with my parents, the third was &ldquo;amatrice&rdquo;</p>"}