{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "you sound like you'd get along well with Italian-Americans.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/652744077037666304/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>you sound like you'd get along well with Italian-Americans.</p></div>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/652743191553081344/\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Well, I grew up like 10 miles away from New Jersey</p></blockquote><p><p>\u2026hanging out with my Italian godfather in the pool/spa/gym in the basement of his motel just over the Philly city line that was apparently only used by us and as a courtesy the town police\u2026</p><p>\u2026later finding that motel mentioned in several Pennsylvania court rulings including that answering the cops in your underwear is a perfectly normal thing to do at a motel and doesn&rsquo;t constitute probable cause for a search\u2026</p><p>\u2026he also was appointed to the Philadelphia tourism commission at one point and had a beer store with a walk-in case fridge, which under Pennsylvania&rsquo;s liquor structures indicates some level of political connection\u2026</p><p>\u2026yeah, you might be onto something there.</p></p>"}