shrine to the prophet of americana

you sound like you'd get along well with Italian-Americans.

Anonymous asked:

you sound like you'd get along well with Italian-Americans.

kontextmaschine:

Well, I grew up like 10 miles away from New Jersey

…hanging out with my Italian godfather in the pool/spa/gym in the basement of his motel just over the Philly city line that was apparently only used by us and as a courtesy the town police…

…later finding that motel mentioned in several Pennsylvania court rulings including that answering the cops in your underwear is a perfectly normal thing to do at a motel and doesn’t constitute probable cause for a search…

…he also was appointed to the Philadelphia tourism commission at one point and had a beer store with a walk-in case fridge, which under Pennsylvania’s liquor structures indicates some level of political connection…

…yeah, you might be onto something there.