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"I think this might be the first label I’ve seen where the calories weren’t a multiple of 5" Middle American as fuck

Anonymous asked:

"I think this might be the first label I’ve seen where the calories weren’t a multiple of 5" Middle American as fuck

kontextmaschine:

I don’t know what the opposite pole is even supposed to be here

I come from Pennsylvania, which before that national nutrition label had the strictest food regulations so that like Combos bags would say they were approved in Pennsylvania as a universal credential

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