hey check out my rap:

my name is slavoj and i like to rhyme

i like to rhyme and to be on time

to the convention!

of hegelian philosophers

cause that's where i've learned

aloto'th'stuffyaheard [rhymes with "philosophers" if you say it right]

in my lecTUREs, which are pretty cool

cooler than swimming, out by the pool

oh yeah, so give a hand

give a hand, for the zhizhek man