{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I am gonna have to chop up and split a bunch of the wood from this tree that fell in my yard, which means I am gonna have to...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/651964579956621312/", "html": "<p>I am gonna have to chop up and split a bunch of the wood from this tree that fell in my yard, which means I am gonna have to get</p><ul><li>an axe</li><li>some kinda resilient raised platform, cause when that huge-ass pine goes in my grandkids&rsquo; time it might make a good anvil stump but until then\u2026</li><li>steel-toed shoes, because and this might have been resolved by recent binocular vision depth perception advances, I do not at <i>all</i> trust the aim on my overhead swings</li></ul>"}