Good evening ma'am, licence and registration please!
Thanks!
LICENCE
1) Driving
2) Being drunk (not “drinking under the influence” but “drinking at all”)
3) Riding an e-scooter
4) Petting a dog without a leash
5) Using an e-scooter in public
6) Talking over loud music
7) Selling scooters or parts thereof
8) Selling e-scooters or parts thereof
9) Hiring an e-scooter without a helmet
10) Using an e-scooter in a manner manifestly forbidden by law
11) Selling prescription drugs contrary to zoning regulations
12) Selling cannabis or any product containing cannabis (excluding butter) contrary to zoning regulations
13) Having a party where alcohol is served in view of people underage
14) Selling a good or service which can be converted into a good or service which can be converted into addictive substances
15) “Re-selling” a good or service which has been previously “re-sold” by another person for a fee incompatible with identical production and sale of the first good or service
LICENCE AND REGISTRATION
1) Taking a shower while the washing machine is on and drying your hair with a towel
2) Washing the dishes after a night out
3) Wiping your nose with your hand without declaring it immediately after, then lying to the doctor that you don’t need to go to the doctor
4) Saying you’re allergic to an asthmatic medicine or you don’t want a prescription refill
5) Selling or offering to sell a prescription drug contrary to the law
REGISTRATION
1) Selling a motorised scooter without the vehicle’s registration number written on it.
2) Selling three identical copies of this motorised scooter.
3) Selling a motorised scooter on production day in a car without a license plate which reads “XYZ Z X Y”.
4) Taking a picture of a motor scooter with the camera’s back facing the camera without writing or having written.
5) Selling a motorised scooter which is identical to a motor scooter which is identical to a motor scooter which is identical to one of three identical motorised scooters mentioned in paragraph 4.
6) Selling a motorised scooter which is not on the road and which cannot be used off the road or used in an undefined manner.
7) Selling a motorised scooter to a customer on a day the customer has not paid for their scooter and the customer did not make any advance agreement to pay.
8) Selling a motorised scooter to a customer after buying their scooter for a price below the scooter’s value.
9) Selling a motorised scooter without informing the buyer that the person selling the scooter has never made a scooter with a value lower than $3000.
10) Selling a motorised scooter to the government.
LICENCE AND REGISTRATION REQUIRED!
#i wish i had the same impulse to give bad answers
You’re doing fine, champ
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