{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "moving to brooklyn and putting \"let me be the matt to your liz \ud83d\ude0f\" in my tinder bio to get the only two things i ever really...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/651104471799218177/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://megapope-deactivated20220531.tumblr.com/post/651102442905337856\" target=\"_blank\">megapope-deactivated20220531</a>:</p><blockquote><p>moving to brooklyn and putting &ldquo;let me be the matt to your liz \ud83d\ude0f&rdquo; in my tinder bio to get the only two things i ever really wanted (yelled at on twitter &amp; nyu paglia stan snatch)</p></blockquote>"}