{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "once you become old and infirm you're gonna blow your head off, right? no way you're going to spend the last years of your life...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/651043312877322240/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>once you become old and infirm you're gonna blow your head off, right? no way you're going to spend the last years of your life hooked up to tubes in a lonely hospice cell. gotta go out with the shotgun. unless dementia has other plans</p></div>\n<p>Gabriele d'Annunzio&rsquo;s final words were complaining about how disappointingly boring it was to die in bed</p>"}