{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "the aliens land and the heavens gate dudes come out drunk as shit whooping and cheering and start firing lazer guns at national...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/650950983194673152/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://ratfuck.tumblr.com/post/650950547923517440/the-aliens-land-and-the-heavens-gate-dudes-come\" target=\"_blank\">ratfuck</a>:</p><blockquote><p>the aliens land and the heavens gate dudes come out drunk as shit whooping and cheering and start firing lazer guns at national monuments</p></blockquote>"}