{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "TRUE FACTS: kontextmaschine wore slip-on shoes into 3rd grade cause he couldn't tie his shoes so they stayed tied, couldn't...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/650321529591283712/", "html": "<p>TRUE FACTS: kontextmaschine wore slip-on shoes into 3rd grade cause he couldn&rsquo;t tie his shoes so they stayed tied, couldn&rsquo;t shuffle cards until the summer after 5th, and only learned to whistle in middle school and for months he could only whistle one note</p>"}