{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Just went to the dentist and hit up a different supermarket than usual\nSaw a birdlike, normie-dressed late-30s woman with a face...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/650213699668344832/", "html": "<p>Just went to the dentist and hit up a different supermarket than usual</p><ol><li>Saw a birdlike, normie-dressed late-30s woman with a face mask that just said, white on black, all caps, no quotes, &ldquo;AHEGAO&rdquo;</li><li>The checker had to go get something, so got talking to the cute bagger girl. On an impulse asked for her number and got it. </li></ol>"}