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dundle:

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poipoipoi-2016:

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saturnine-powerbomb:

america is evil lol

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Loyalty Day???

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Admittedly, I\u2019m a fan of\u00a0\u201cStop burning down America\u201d day, but literally calling it Loyalty Day is a bit on the nose, don\u2019t you think?\u00a0\u00a0

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Does anyone else remember that September 11 is now officially \u201cPatriot Day\u201d?

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i hereby declare july 4th \u201cunions and socialised healthcare day\u201d

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Note also that we celebrate May 1 as Loyalty Day for the same reason we have Labor Day in September and played up the volksy \u201cdancing around the Maypole\u201d angle in the 20th century, to distance from May Day as labor-leftist holiday

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wow you guys have Patriot Day for September 11 and Patriots\u2019 Day on the third Monday in April to celebrate the battles of Lexington, Concord, and Menotomy.

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Meanwhile you guys’ big nation-defining military holiday is somehow about fighting the Ottoman Empire

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