{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "showed my extremely risk adverse boomer finance dad pancakeswap.finance and I think he had a panic attack", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/649957936352935936/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/post/649956719376695296\" target=\"_blank\"></a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/post/649956470736273408\" target=\"_blank\"></a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/post/649956134314262528\" target=\"_blank\"></a>:</p><blockquote><p>showed my extremely risk adverse boomer finance dad pancakeswap.finance and I think he had a panic attack </p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1403\" data-orig-width=\"1242\"><img src=\"/media/3ea200e41efa5e8e9368de252d232d5b7a03c606_ca2661f3c25a.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1403\" data-orig-width=\"1242\" srcset=\"/media/ccfa4f72fe5057b2f23b81365314ed07847264e0_4a5ddbe3215e.jpg 75w, /media/1a7380fb8f94c9d0ad0ab60e915c4dc5effdd889_e6b6c5e05070.jpg 100w, /media/a06fb0b4d2c556324df5d244fd8c96da9ec80b9e_780e7caea64a.jpg 250w, /media/255d455b638da4aa0d3af87fcf8e12e66059017b_5d91fc9f482c.jpg 400w, /media/e7697478b233f54ee0f0e65f20eed40ca955e0e9_f5ddb59f847b.jpg 500w, /media/0efcad360c6eec9d025fb36fb3b263d040f4abe2_e43eaa14c059.jpg 540w, /media/3ea200e41efa5e8e9368de252d232d5b7a03c606_ca2661f3c25a.jpg 640w, /media/da8944316487cd11b69c032dc1b3b0dd49902a1b_0fb72b4748a3.jpg 1242w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1242px) 100vw, 1242px\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1459\" data-orig-width=\"1241\"><img src=\"/media/c36eba11d7e962ff4f3bbfde858fc4f6e415a146_f01f8f85cfbf.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1459\" data-orig-width=\"1241\" srcset=\"/media/671d846fa37fa6c5654f35aff8d4ec6bf7cdaf08_95dcb7487204.jpg 75w, /media/00207df73e1e4491b81de157dabaf54b7bd77262_d2df188e37da.jpg 100w, /media/7782828d55ce79e13c07c1c9c197552747cae983_93f1a177261e.jpg 250w, /media/1dcaa4c25b15eb19647886bae1e3e89d0217e789_53de4f85dd67.jpg 400w, /media/768577bed266ac6d07744cc093f566b05847de90_116621fbdd7f.jpg 500w, /media/b3a4834bf36f0dc3fcffffd1423311f5d4bc3687_449b1f853682.jpg 540w, /media/c36eba11d7e962ff4f3bbfde858fc4f6e415a146_f01f8f85cfbf.jpg 640w, /media/b5e36e2a0d0d11319a75bb8286d555aad8340602_44a7fda8cc81.jpg 1241w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1241px) 100vw, 1241px\"/></figure></div></blockquote><p>Inshallah crypto will make all millennials rich so that we have the opportunity to flip enough etherium to win Hiccup</p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1816\" data-orig-width=\"1242\"><img src=\"/media/2806d592100900eb047f50ed5a7d35cc50c70622_7e71c0b2c21d.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1816\" data-orig-width=\"1242\" srcset=\"/media/ad5191a35b08448a57dd05494fd2ed61ad334114_9bf9cf287f47.jpg 75w, /media/bbce445f2931f89bfc02eb44144b588ddd97da72_55613f77e4bb.jpg 100w, /media/7ce37dd17a082e79a124d0ec3cb1da8c330d2f5d_032e518fd041.jpg 250w, /media/d34dd18f5b9413e45c0dd8c59dfabcb9d837a323_6b1654f665cd.jpg 400w, /media/ce571ba67a41cf1dbd3ce4dbf3ff917c3338e598_fe806fbf6a9e.jpg 500w, /media/746e9cfc6223b11c0b1ecfe371c80726b8c90da0_7f746c0ec972.jpg 540w, /media/2806d592100900eb047f50ed5a7d35cc50c70622_7e71c0b2c21d.jpg 640w, /media/3cbef9d7aa9f6c95fed77eb7bfc5f2ea86f2ce93_ba0edbba6935.jpg 1242w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1242px) 100vw, 1242px\"/></figure></div></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/3ea200e41efa5e8e9368de252d232d5b7a03c606_ca2661f3c25a.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 723}