{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Hello Fellow Gender Reveal Party Havers, May I Inquire Where You Purchased Such Massive Massive Quantities Of Celebratory...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/649890686995415040/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://transmechanicus.tumblr.com/post/649852616167325696/transmechanicus-hello-fellow-gender-reveal\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">transmechanicus</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://transmechanicus.tumblr.com/post/649844787530301440/hello-fellow-gender-reveal-party-havers-may-i\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">transmechanicus</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Hello Fellow Gender Reveal Party Havers, May I Inquire Where You Purchased Such Massive Massive Quantities Of Celebratory Environmental Deconstruction Material? I Too Wish To Partake In The Announcement Of My Child\u2019s Apparent Genitals To Strangers On The Other Side Of The Country.</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1080\" data-orig-width=\"828\"><img src=\"/media/bab329d3d2234ad2186b9f4c5710d2252739af4e_9cce666a98e1.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1080\" data-orig-width=\"828\" data-media-key=\"21be07686973e42e2e73079b9fddd97c:680c6f03582f51a1-a8\"/></figure><p>Tbh \u2018FBI might take an interest\u2019 is what i expect to happen and yet somehow these gender reveal fireworks keep happening like clearly they\u2019re getting this shit in bulk from SOMEBODY with a shocking laxity in the amount of Gunpowder 2 an individual customer is buying.</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>If you are the kind of guy who buys Tannerite, stores in your rotation will be selling Tannerite.</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/bab329d3d2234ad2186b9f4c5710d2252739af4e_9cce666a98e1.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 828, "thumbnail_height": 1080}