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Hello Fellow Gender Reveal Party Havers, May I Inquire Where You Purchased Such Massive Massive Quantities Of Celebratory...

transmechanicus:

transmechanicus:

Hello Fellow Gender Reveal Party Havers, May I Inquire Where You Purchased Such Massive Massive Quantities Of Celebratory Environmental Deconstruction Material? I Too Wish To Partake In The Announcement Of My Child’s Apparent Genitals To Strangers On The Other Side Of The Country.

Tbh ‘FBI might take an interest’ is what i expect to happen and yet somehow these gender reveal fireworks keep happening like clearly they’re getting this shit in bulk from SOMEBODY with a shocking laxity in the amount of Gunpowder 2 an individual customer is buying.

If you are the kind of guy who buys Tannerite, stores in your rotation will be selling Tannerite.