{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Friendly reminder I was at the AdultFriendFinder Christmas party in the Hollywood Hills in like 2008 and the PUA guru \"Mystery\"...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/649609955630006272/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://understatedocelot.tumblr.com/post/649609877884452864/fine-ill-take-the-bait-how-did-you-get-invited\" target=\"_blank\">understatedocelot</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/649609254779731968/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Friendly reminder I was at the AdultFriendFinder Christmas party in the Hollywood Hills in like 2008 and the PUA guru &ldquo;Mystery&rdquo; was there and all these industry professionals who blankly watched each other double penetrate each other for a living <i>couldn&rsquo;t take their eyes off him </i>slouching in a lawn chair with that stupid hat, the charisma was real</p></blockquote><p>fine, I&rsquo;ll take the bait.</p><p>how did you get invited to the adultfriendfinder christmas party in hollywood in 2008?</p></blockquote>\n<p>As the +1 of a coke dealer called &ldquo;Ross Angeles&rdquo;!</p>"}