understatedocelot:

kontextmaschine:

Friendly reminder I was at the AdultFriendFinder Christmas party in the Hollywood Hills in like 2008 and the PUA guru “Mystery” was there and all these industry professionals who blankly watched each other double penetrate each other for a living couldn’t take their eyes off him slouching in a lawn chair with that stupid hat, the charisma was real

fine, I’ll take the bait.

how did you get invited to the adultfriendfinder christmas party in hollywood in 2008?

As the +1 of a coke dealer called “Ross Angeles”!