Part of what sent me on my “ooooh, the next turn is gonna be about sex” kick since a few years ago was seeing this guy – okay so like, the master theme of the last decade was “oppressed sexual minorities”, like find your identity and push back against the haters, you’re fated to win right? – and like he was going all in on “Minor-Attracted Person” pride because his girlfriend was a year younger than him but he turned 18