{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Olde English comes in 42oz plastic bottles with resealable caps now, that strikes me as at least 50% as worrying as Sparks or...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/649592866108211200/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/649592312459116544/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Olde English comes in 42oz plastic bottles with resealable caps now, that strikes me as at least 50% as worrying as Sparks or Four Loko </p></blockquote>\n<p>Part of the issue is it&rsquo;s now got a form factor you could put in a magnum cupholder </p>"}