{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Badger, thankfully, has stopped meowing long before he's due to be fed but an exception is if I'm standing at the counter I fill...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/649392502978248704/", "html": "<p>Badger, thankfully, has stopped meowing long before he&rsquo;s due to be fed but an exception is if I&rsquo;m standing at the counter I fill his bowl at, which is where I prepare other things too, with the overall effect that my cat just seems to be a <i>huge</i> asshole about making sandwiches </p>"}