{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/649220289304150016/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/garbage-empress/646213116806430720\" target=\"_blank\">garbage-empress</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://sacredstem.tumblr.com/post/646192307566215168\" target=\"_blank\">sacredstem</a>:</p><blockquote><p>if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he\u2019s in the matrix? slay. </p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"618\" data-orig-width=\"460\"><img src=\"/media/5318534fd636b880877b0676c1bbef5c1ce69927_486e5b80da06.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"618\" data-orig-width=\"460\" srcset=\"/media/a0dd9de1166d607408543c3270f96648165ffdf5_f5db2d27a087.jpg 75w, /media/eb49033d5c949caf599236ee99590106f15fbde7_573a204dde24.jpg 100w, /media/9867889769cc3f7450ad1991236f168461525b78_530a25fb3dca.jpg 250w, /media/5d904ab45f3847177eaf447aff73a4085c53e1a6_fa2192c981ad.jpg 400w, /media/64070a7d4f95f236b3d643edcf56399e499e3596_0c1866d1f09a.jpg 460w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\"/></figure></div></blockquote><p>is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with</p></blockquote>\n<p>is that the <i>Yakuza</i> extra boss?</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/5318534fd636b880877b0676c1bbef5c1ce69927_486e5b80da06.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 460, "thumbnail_height": 618}