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is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes? can a black hole destroy the earth? no, you...

methotrex8:

randomslasher:

theindestructiblelittlemy:

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

This reminds me of David Brin’s Earth, where they create and accidentally drop a small black hole into the center of the earth where it just orbits the core sucking up matter but not changing the planet’s overall mass in a way noticeable at the surface