shrine to the prophet of americana

You will wear the birkenstocks, you will eat the bugs, you will live in the pod, you will take the HRT, you will drink the soy,...

Anonymous asked:

You will wear the birkenstocks, you will eat the bugs, you will live in the pod, you will take the HRT, you will drink the soy, you will wear the programmer socks, you will vote democrat, you will circumcise the child.

kontextmaschine:

One thing I wonder about as both bushmeat wet markets and Western antibiotic-monocrop factory farms strain to feed meat to the whole world without also giving disease, are there advantages to insect meat on that front?

Also since like college half the time I wear Tevas (or equivalents) anyway, the irony there though is they’re significantly better than Birkenstocks because they’re not made from natural materials