{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "i mean if we\u2019re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is\u00a0\u201cyou know how it is with spaghetti\u201d", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/648172766654267392/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://jollityfarm.tumblr.com/post/180942330926/xadnem-weirdsexpervert-sovietsofficial\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">jollityfarm</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"http://xadnem.tumblr.com/post/180848786077\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">xadnem</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://weirdsexpervert.tumblr.com/post/180557349788/sovietsofficial-mettic-pyronoid-d-i-mean\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">weirdsexpervert</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://sovietsofficial.tumblr.com/post/170251802114/mettic-pyronoid-d-i-mean-if-were-being\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">sovietsofficial</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://mettic.tumblr.com/post/170185512073/pyronoid-d-i-mean-if-were-being-absolutely-100\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mettic</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://pyronoid-d.tumblr.com/post/170185467234/i-mean-if-were-being-absolutely-100-objective\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">pyronoid-d</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>i mean if we\u2019re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is\u00a0\u201cyou know how it is with spaghetti\u201d</p></blockquote>\n<h2><b>wrong</b></h2>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"214\" data-orig-width=\"467\"><img src=\"/media/8b752cd3eeb59b30fb1d6e3e51702e550020ed44_b1d3c9b5c150.png\" data-orig-height=\"214\" data-orig-width=\"467\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<h2><b><i>ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?</i></b></h2>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"136\" data-orig-width=\"619\"><img src=\"/media/d995e0465190df601a964f79f110a7edae84eb58_20155a63b9ff.png\" data-orig-height=\"136\" data-orig-width=\"619\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<h2><b>**ahem**</b></h2>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"1275\" data-orig-height=\"471\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/b967bf1adfc172c4b6313f123b46002fb0934b60_25dbf0faf7d8.png\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1275\" data-orig-height=\"471\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<p>Fools.</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"192\" data-orig-width=\"473\"><img src=\"/media/a71f745b1e47d13d8cb0616da6dbbc7a72660a15_58b90ff2326d.png\" data-orig-height=\"192\" data-orig-width=\"473\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"546\" data-orig-width=\"448\"><img src=\"/media/be6ed69111d515d8799a9263517421825efb6991_c54890190f80.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"546\" data-orig-width=\"448\"/></figure></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/8b752cd3eeb59b30fb1d6e3e51702e550020ed44_b1d3c9b5c150.png", "thumbnail_width": 467, "thumbnail_height": 214}