{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I think Badger is starting to realize I'm looking at the internet on my phone when he's curled up blissfully getting skritched...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/648079442291392512/", "html": "<p>I think Badger is starting to realize I&rsquo;m looking at the internet on my phone when he&rsquo;s curled up blissfully getting skritched at my crossed legs and gets pissy about it</p><p>But dude, if you thought I was devoting my full attention to you for 20 minutes each of up to four times a day you came into my room and got on the bed behind me and whined?</p><p>Well\u2026 I appreciate what it did to bring us together and I&rsquo;ll do it again anytime, but <i>no</i></p>"}