I think Badger is starting to realize I’m looking at the internet on my phone when he’s curled up blissfully getting skritched at my crossed legs and gets pissy about it

But dude, if you thought I was devoting my full attention to you for 20 minutes each of up to four times a day you came into my room and got on the bed behind me and whined?

Well… I appreciate what it did to bring us together and I’ll do it again anytime, but no