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Thinking about all the “ancient” moments from my childhood that are now closer to my college graduation than today, since when as far as I’m concerned it’s been an eternal present

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Realizing that adulthood so far could reasonably be described as lasting from Sparks to La Croix (I grew up in the Perrier and Zima/Crystal Pepsi “clear” eras and went to college in the Smirnoff Ice/Mike’s Hard Lemonade “malternative” period)

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