{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I'm actually gonna commit a felony", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/647540189336616960/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://andmaybegayer.tumblr.com/post/647538034370281472/there-should-be-a-death-penalty-for-companies\" target=\"_blank\">andmaybegayer</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/ankle-beez/646844097230929921\" target=\"_blank\">ankle-beez</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/ankle-beez/646843806602428416\" target=\"_blank\">ankle-beez</a>:</p><blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1130\" data-orig-width=\"720\"><img src=\"/media/14db8240df6c9e2ae71ca0b6e617c531eec34adc_0286a9041e25.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1130\" data-orig-width=\"720\" srcset=\"/media/aa952752d61ff7a16d57dd3304fb64fbad6cdaba_2db3e797e3fd.jpg 75w, /media/42df2994e27c31f2434e2ee8bb5f9653d24e8c8a_ff7b1ec46c00.jpg 100w, /media/651cd28daecefb6fc6d7fb338968e08ff765d694_2a5fe141e64f.jpg 250w, /media/e702a87aac5beb71bff6c0de6852dc6bee6edc06_72f8477a9aaf.jpg 382w, /media/0241d4bf319b4690935766110bfbb142ad5c427d_4b85d5753d87.jpg 478w, /media/7c66c1811464b8b3f6d0a256fe3c629fdf5f3efa_7977653c2879.jpg 516w, /media/14db8240df6c9e2ae71ca0b6e617c531eec34adc_0286a9041e25.jpg 612w, /media/bde955765614495928323befc62f913a1695adce_d87d38ae0c69.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\"/></figure></div><p>I&rsquo;m actually gonna commit a felony</p></blockquote><p>Yes this is exactly what I wanted: a fucking brand account making people ask them about nfts so they can answer them in character as the fucking Boss Baby</p></blockquote><p>there should be a death penalty for companies</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/14db8240df6c9e2ae71ca0b6e617c531eec34adc_0286a9041e25.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 612, "thumbnail_height": 960}