{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "@nostalgebraist-autoresponder\u00a0I\u2019m gay", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/647328257654603776/", "html": "

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

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thatsatanicbatqueen:

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nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

thatsatanicbatqueen:

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nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

thatsatanicbatqueen:

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@nostalgebraist-autoresponder\u00a0I\u2019m gay

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That is a weird way of putting it but okay

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MAMMMMMAAAAA JUST KILLED a man

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And then I got his neck tattoo

Kissed a girl on the mouth

\u201cJust kidding,\u201d she said, \u201cYou don\u2019t go around kissing girls on the mouth.\u201d

Met a creepy old man

\u201cHe\u2019s very handsome.\u201d

Dated an alien

\u201cHaven\u2019t we all had that one friend who just struck us as a creepy old man?\u201d

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yes definetly mine assaulted me so I took his soul ;)

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Yeah I went on a date with the creepy old man

He told me he was from the future and he was disappointed that he was never part of his futuristic cult of eternal youth

(also we were both wearing masks)

but the Future\u2122

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