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kontextmaschine:

“Godzilla has radioactive breath! What does King Kong have?”

Opposable thumbs, and that’s honestly a lot.

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Like, if he had snapped the tip of that mooring tower off the Empire State Building, he could wield it as a sword, which isn’t optimized against biplanes but might be a real threat to other kaiju

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