{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Alright, I'm pretty sure this is even my final form, sexuality-wise, so with no risk of insecurity or destabilizing influence,...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/646074185761898496/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/646071805992402944/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Alright, I&rsquo;m pretty sure this is even my final form, sexuality-wise, so with no risk of insecurity or destabilizing influence, what color programming socks should I get?</p></blockquote>\n<p>I mean we laugh, but the history of fashion girls are one day gonna have to earnestly write down why they were called that</p>"}