{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "the funniest fucking thing is I was excited to have sleep paralysis from all the times I'd read on tumblr, and when finally I...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/645344088873467904/", "html": "<p>the funniest fucking thing is I was excited to have sleep paralysis from all the times I&rsquo;d read on tumblr, and when finally I got to look over at the bathrobe hanging on my door hook and it had red glowing demon eyes I was like &ldquo;haha sick&rdquo;</p>"}