{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "when are you going to become a man and grow a beard like me? by the way my man javon is going to start taking me to a black...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/645251200960348160/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>when are you going to become a man and grow a beard like me? by the way my man javon is going to start taking me to a black barber</p></div>\n<p>I assume this is a snowclone, but anyway I trimmed mine yesterday; I&rsquo;ll let it grow for weeks now but by the time it&rsquo;s long enough to be a thing in itself and not just a feature of the surface of my skin it&rsquo;s in the way</p>"}