{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "\"In even rounds,\" God said, \"I will award points based on raising the standards of human existence as far as possible. In odd...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/644874454075375616/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>\"In even rounds,\" God said, \"I will award points based on raising the standards of human existence as far as possible. In odd rounds, I will award points based on crushing humanity's hopes as effectively as you can.\" \"Which round are we in?\" Lucifer asked. God buffed His nails. \"What, I should tell you everything?\"</p></div>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://femmenietzsche.tumblr.com/post/644873514664476672/in-even-rounds-god-said-i-will-award-points\">femmenietzsche</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>That would just make it even more fun for the devil</p></blockquote>"}